so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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