He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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