shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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