That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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