gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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