Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just had sex on a roof
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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