ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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