? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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