If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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