You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Randomize
