I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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