jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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