I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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