Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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