I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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