Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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