i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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