she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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