you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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