We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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