Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
only if we run a train.
done.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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