I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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