This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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