i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
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