Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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