areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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