what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
