I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
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