literally had 100 drinks last night.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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