A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He has the fingertips of a God
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