found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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