Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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