he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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