dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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