Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Randomize
