It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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