Midget sex pt 2 tonight
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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