kristin has been a bad kristin
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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