there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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