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He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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