Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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