she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I yelled at your uterus for you.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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