As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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