I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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