Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
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She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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