HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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