Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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