I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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