I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Drunk is a universal language darling
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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