im gay
i know
yea but for you.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
