I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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