Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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