i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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