So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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