Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
