So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I wish there were birth control emojis
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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