so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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